T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, ‘cept Ron Paul, the mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In case that Newt Gingrich decided to share.
The media was tucked away in their beds,
Convinced that Rick Perry was struggling with meds,
That Bachman and Huntsman would not matter much,
That Mitt Romney would win before they had lunch.
Suddenly outside their arose such a noise,
From Ankeny, Davenport, Ames and Des Moines.
I threw open the window to look out below,
The whole state of Iowa was buried in snow.
The yard signs were sprouting and spreading it’s true,
The color was clearly an ocean of blue.
No Bachman, no Perry, no Gingrich in sight,
Only the mouse, Ron Paul, ruled the night.
The Democrats now were alert and awake,
“Give us our Santa. Give or we’ll take.”
The business elites were running about,
Ordering the journalists to yell and to shout.
“No one can touch our Federal Reserve,
“We couldn’t print money, imagine the nerve?”
But January three came and it went,
And all of the money that Romney had spent,
And all of the words that the pundits had spun,
Could not stop the mouse, Ron Paul, who had won.
And so I remember his words on that day,
The wave of his hand, like Gandalf the Grey,
We heard him exclaim to one and to all,
“Merry Christmas, God Bless you and thanks from Ron Paul.”
I smell a rat….
I think that’s you Tex.
Actually Bill, I agree with Doug. Ron is mousy:
mous·y/ˈmousē/
Adjective:
Of or like a mouse.
(of hair) Of a dull light brown color.
Synonyms:
mousey – timid – shy.
LOL
Thanks for clarifying Tex. You’re so very clever…
Thanks, I’m glad you recognize reality! LOL
This is great Doug. Ron Paul should publish this on his website
Voters who want more war, more torture, more assassinations, more war-related deaths and wounded, more drone attacks that kill the innocent, more erosion of our civil liberties, more indefinite detention, more debt, more spending, more government, more taxes, more welfare, more graft, more greed and more of the same, Ron Paul is not their man.
For those of us in whose hearts the fires of liberty burn brightly, we have found our liberator, Ron Paul, a man of unquestionable integrity, humble, self-effacing and wholly devoted to Constitutional government.
(This post is dedicated to our friend, Tex2.)
Voters who want to be put in peril by someone who has never led, is almost universally shunned, and is in favor of putting the USA in grave danger, Ron Paul is their man.
For those of us who have common sense and don’t get caught up in the false promises and faulty logic of Ron Paul, we can actually continue our Constitutional government, however flawed it may be, instead of allowing others to wipe us off the face of the earth.
(This post is dedicated to Albert Meyer and other idiots considering voting for Ron Paul. LOL)
I thankyou, Jingle bells for you and your Team, too’ press’on
Doug, excellent job in responding to Megyn Kelly’s questions, especially on the Iran situation. I think you helped Paul win some converts with that interview alone.
Any minor gains Doug may have made with Megyn have been more than wiped out by Ron Paul’s own book, which also cast severe doubt on his earlier attempts to distance himself from his own newletters: http://www.redstate.com/dan_mclaughlin/2011/12/30/ron-pauls-book-sounds-a-lot-like-his-newsletters/
To learn more about what most Republicans think of Ron Paul, see:
http://www.google.com/cse?cx=013850339485084395743%3Aernse1bcnr0&ie=UTF-8&q=ron+paul&sa=Search&siteurl=redstate.com%2F#gsc.tab=0&gsc.q=ron%20paul&gsc.page=1
tex2 – Why so much passionate hatred toward a man who has spent 30 years fighting for your and my civil liberties ? Whom do you think should be our President and why? One last question – Do you like wars?
Sri
I don’t hate RP, I hate some of his ideas. Any other Republican candidate would be better than RP, although I would support him against Barry. I do not like wars, but I was a volunteer officer in the U.S. Navy and was willing to die to protect our freedoms.
Nice Doug! you were always good with words and packaging a product! You are one of the best! Let’s remember…. First it was Amway and all the money you made speaking and writing for Dex and the boys! You have really made it for yourself……throwing your fancy words and speeches around. Now making money off of Ron Paul! Packaging Ron Paul like you did Amway. I liked all the flags on tv tonight when Ron Paul was speaking….wonder where you got that idea? You are a real dog chasing the money as you always did! Have you shared your David & Goliah story with Ron Paul followers? We really thought you were the real deal……unfortunately we were fooled too!
A former disgusted fan of yours from Ames Iowa…..remember the Iowa Gang?????? please leave these nice people from Iowa alone.
I agree, a half truth is a full lie, something Doug specializes in order to personally profit. Please explain your Ames Iowa comment, thanks.
We’re number 3, we’re number 3!
How many of Republicans dropping out after Iowa will push their votes towards Ron Paul? Clue: It is a whole number less than 1. LOL
It sure is quiet as a mouse around here, what gives? LOL
A slight glitch in the plan Tex 2 aided by our media friends.
We’ll take 2nd in NH
This is Us V Barack O Romney long term.
We know who’s side you’re on so please go some place you feel useful.
If the media starts to cover RP’s antics in more detail, he will go down faster than the Titanic, just like he has done for the past couple of decades.
RP will be lucky to get 4th or 5th in NH.
The only good part about RP in the Republican campaign long term is he won’t have as much money or time to go Libertarian on us, plus he will be way behind Gary Johnson!
I’m glad you know who’s side I’m on, but you’re probably wrong, just like you’re wrong about supporting RP! LOL
By the way, what’s RP’s middle name, Ivan? LOL
RP – I wanted to respond to tex2 but since he/she (regardless) didn’t have the balls to answer my question above and hence decided to ignore.
I didn’t see your stupid post before, but just responded above.
The media crush on Santorum will now begin. It will either purify him or crush him. We shall see. Rather impressive win in Iowa though.
Santorum doesn’t have nearly as much baggage as Newt does, plus Newt and others will be pummeling Romney at the same time Santorum is being put through the grinder.
Impressive “win” I should say.
According to this story: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/01/we-wont-know-who-really-won-iowa-until-june/ I would consider Santorum coming within 8 votes of winning the plurality of votes as a WIN, because Iowa’s delegates are not bound by the vote and he got the publicity he needed to have a chance of being the Republican candidate. Of course, simplistic RP supporters aren’t interested in the facts, so go back to toking on the weed RP is in favor of legalizing.